EXTREME PARENTING FAIL! -- Let's Play Child Simulator (Itch.io PC Game)

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Издатель Oct 7, 2020

Woo! Child Simulator! Watch in horror, as Corwin and Uko travel to a parallel universe where child-rearing is...different than it is in our own reality. First, you THINK you get to name your child, but the form fills itself out, and names your kid after the worst human being in history. Then you have to design your infant by drawing all of its body parts. How are we NOT supposed to give it stick-figure legs and a robotic arm? What kind of life will Lil' Adolf live, with a bulbous green head, bright red nipples, a drastically curved spine, and mutated legs? Well, it doesn't matter, because it turns out that he's dramatically stupid and lacking in talent, too. Let's play Child Simulator!

If you enjoyed our totally failed attempt to raise a child, you should check out our Mother's Day special from earlier this year, where we witnessed the birth of Satan's daughter: https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=BLsKv0J9pdQ

You also might enjoy our DOOM series: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLO2RSpgembtx8yZIe1PvVDu56NvssghBD

Itch.io Description of Child Simulator:

THE ULTIMATE IN CHILD SIMULATION TECHNOLOGY!

Have you ever wondered how good of a parent you would be? Have ever wanted to create a child, and see it grow, without the need to have a relationship or any life-long commitments?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!

'Child Simulator' offers a thorough and realistic representation of a childs life, from pre-birth to adulthood. The game is truly adaptive, and aims to teach potential fathers how to raise a child.

FEATURES:

Create a child: every body part
See your child grow to adulthood
Help your child through education, physical activity and musical talent.
Work to improve your final score at the end of the game

Created for the "So Bad It's Good" Jam, in about 6 days.

Child Simulator is an indie game on Itch.io. You can get it for yourself here: https://znedd1.itch.io/child-simulator

EXTREME PARENTING FAIL! -- Let's Play Child Simulator (Itch.io PC Game)

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Outro music: "Funkn Waffles" by TeknoAXE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aSMoZJMKtI